My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
oh god this makes me feel so much better about this scene
to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet
I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice
Midnight Memories debuts at #1 in the UK with 237, 000 copies sold in the first week. (x)
my childhood ended when i stopped being able to fit my hand inside a pringles tube
marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day
zooey deschanel gets stuck in lucy liu’s dress
This is the least surprising photo I’ve ever seen.
Is it wrong that I love how Lucy Liu is like ~this is not my problem~ ~I am a cyborg princess and this is beneath me~